I remember reading a thread awhile ago about being annoyed one someone says "Knit One, Purl Two" when they see you knitting.
Well, my local JoAnn's recently underwent a major change. They jazzed up the entire knitting section. And on the big sign above the section, it says "Knit One, Purl Two" and I just got a chuckle out of that. Well, I chuckled after groaning loudly, as I'm a knitter who does not like to hear this phrase. :D